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GAS STATION SLUSHIE

grape-flavored questionable decision.

THE SCENT

it's 11pm. you're on a highway in the middle of somewhere flat. the slushie machine has been running since 2003. the grape flavor is technically legal in 49 states. you got two. we respect the decision.

WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING

✺ SCENT PROFILE ✺
TOP NOTES
  • ✱synthetic grape victory
  • ✱artificial fruit certainty
MID NOTES
  • ✱cold sugar in a styrofoam cup
  • ✱the fluorescent buzz of a highway stop
BASE NOTES
  • ✱concord grape and regret
  • ✱the bottom of the cup, 11:47pm

* scent notes are olfactory approximations. our lawyers have strong feelings about the word "accurate."

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