THE
COLLECTION
six smells. one questionable decision.
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IN THE LAB
these are real. they exist. we are not ready to talk about them yet.
UNDER-DESK GUM
a scent from before the cameras.
OFFICE BIRTHDAY CAKE
technically a cake-adjacent olfactory experience.
NEW CAR
the 1998 one. with the slurpee incident.
SKUNK WORKS
we cannot confirm these exist. we cannot deny it either. our lawyers are aware.
GAS STATION SUSHI
you know exactly what this smells like.
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