not your basement. a specific one. the water heater made a sound it shouldn't have. the carpet was doing something unnatural with color. you went down there once and came back different. we've had it on file since 1999. we bottled it.
WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING
✺ SCENT PROFILE ✺
TOP NOTES
✱fresh linen you didn't hang
✱sunshine through someone else's window
MID NOTES
✱dryer sheet optimism
✱fabric softener for a house you no longer visit
BASE NOTES
✱clean cotton in a memory you can't explain
✱the quiet realization that it smells nothing like a basement
* scent notes are olfactory approximations. our lawyers have strong feelings about the word "accurate."
GET NOTIFIED
✺ CHOOSE YOUR REGRET ✺
we're not open yet. drop your email and we'll tell you when this becomes a real problem you can purchase.
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