you said you knew how to start a fire. you did not know how to start a fire. everyone saw. nobody said anything for the entire weekend. the smoke smell stayed three days. you still think about it during quiet moments. so do we.
WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING
✺ SCENT PROFILE ✺
TOP NOTES
✱sharpened pencil confidence
✱cedar chest from the guest room
MID NOTES
✱freshly cut lumber, someone else's project
✱the workshop you never use
BASE NOTES
✱pine-adjacent accountability
✱wood shavings swept under the rug
* scent notes are olfactory approximations. our lawyers have strong feelings about the word "accurate."
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